Buying future UAHF coins

I consider myself Core supporter (but I object Core supporters methods).
I want to help hard liners ideological core supporters to set in advance a minimum value for future UAHF coins (what they call “Bitmain Coins” in a derogatory way). I offer to buy, in advance, future UAHF coins for $1 per UAHF coin, up to 30K coins.
If you are interested, please contact me and we will agree on the mechanism to do the trade. I agree in advance to publicly acknowledge that such trade happened.

(Yes, I might get rich from it if UAHF coins will become the dominant form of BTC, but I think it’s a worthwhile offer to consider if you are hard liners ideological core supporter. Personally, I intend to buy cheap coins from both sides of the fork after August 1st)

Edit:
12 hours after August 1st BIP148 activation flag date, we might have 4 different Bitcoin chains:
1) Legacy Core
2) BIP148
3) segwit-2x
4) UAHF (Bitmain’s chain)
I extend my offer to segwit-2x chain also, at the same price: $1 per segwit-2x coin.